You are getting sleepy...sleeeeepyyyyy!!! You will concentrate on my voice. That's right. What I say goes...from now til forever. Listen to me...You will leave the door open to the scary outdoors so Amos will sneak out to the forbidden land. That which we only see from 3rd floor windows. Will he get eaten by a dog? Or smashed into oblivion on the street by an ice cream truck? Both ways are quite delicious, I must say. Or you will lock him in the closet until there is nothing left of him but a bunch of clanking bones draped in stinky black fur. Yes, you will make him eat a poison plant, maybe a Christmas poinsettia? What a wonderful gift that would be for me. You will force feed him an entire box of chocolate Whoppers. You will accidentally dump anti-freeze into his water bowl. That's right. Thy will be done. Whaahaaahaa!! 
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