Howdy Y'all.

Well, folks. Ya'll thought I was gone fer good, dincha? And you thought wrong! You're good friend, Amos, is back and he is in the SPOTLIGHT!! As you may have learned from Miss Priss, Snoop, we have had a very jampacked few years. My humans have had some trama, and they've had good times, and bad times, and things have been learnt in the process. I have had to be suport for my humans. They needed me. But now things have simmered down, and I can get back into letting ya'll know what's going on with your good frend, Amos, as I know you have all been wundering. I've had lots of time to think these last few years. As you kan see from the piture above (in one of my kontemplatave states) my mind has been opened and I like to think the things I've lerned will make me a better feeline. I sertainly hope that you will be interested in what I have to say in the futcher. So keep on cheking in and get updates on your good friend, Amos...and to a lessr degree...Prissy Snoop. Love to all my homies!

I'm BAAAAACK!!!

Hello DAHLINGS! I know it's been a while since I've talked at all my lovely fans. I sincerely apologize for that. There have been many things that have happened in the past few years and I have learned, and I have grown. And I've started to see things much differently. At one time, I looked at things as just how they were. In black and white, per se. Or rightside up and upside down. But now...I see things differently. My mind has been opened. And it feels good, my dears. Because it is OK to have a head for feet, and feet for a head. Because we are all equal and we are all loved. So hugs and kisses and I will certainly be keeping you up to speed on what's going on in your favorite girl, Snoop's, life. Hugs and kisses!!

Don't Be Hatin...

You probably think it is so funny and cute to lay me, Snoop, on her back and make her mad. "Maybe she'll flatten her ears and hiss and have a tantrum. Oh what glee!" Well, peeps, I don't find it funny or fun. Not fun or funny. If it wasn't for the fact that you fed me every day, I'd probably claw your eyes out. I'm just sayin....

I'm a Ghost...BOOOOOO!!!!

Do not stare too long. I am scary and eary. As I will invade your mynd and kast my spells on you. Gosts cast spells in my world. I will make scary noises at nite and throw things at your walls if you do not give me the delishus treats that I love so much. It is no use ignoring me. Keep my catnip toyz filled with fresh nip. Keep my fude bowl filled at all times. Only then will I maybe NOT caus a rukus. Look at those dum girls behind me. Laffing and having fun. Little do they no that I am going to turn into devel kat and scare the bejezus out of them. In a minute, tho. Right now, I think I'll just relaxks for a few more minutes. Then BOOOOO!!! It's time for a-scarin!

Theesh Drinkshh Makessh Me Feel Funny....

Hey ya'll!! Whashaaaauuppp!! Heresh I am. Polishing off yet another of this delishus drink Coors Light. Life ish boootiful. I love everyone! Even Sh-sh-sn-Snoop. I love you, man. What does it mean when you're head starts to hurt and things get blurry??

I May Have A Very Delicious Addiction...

Hi Peeps!! What is this that is so beaootiful. Look at the pretty yellow color. And the taste is just...I can't say in my own words...so I'll use one of those big words that Snoop uses to make herself seem more smarter than she is...MAGNIFEEK. So refreshing and delishus. And, boy, does this drink make me happy. How do you explain THAT?? A drink that makes you happy? I want to drink this all the time. 24/7. I'm going to offer this to all of my friends..to make THEM happy. I ain't got no idea why everyone on the face of the earth wouldn't drink this most awesome thing that I have discovered.

I'm a "Mews"

What's up all my buds?! I know I ain't been around for a spell. Like Angus Yung of AcDc, I am back and I am black!! So anyways, I wanted to show ya'll my human's latest masterpeace. It is entitled "Amos...The Cat, the Mith, the Lejend." Don't be jelous. Even though this painting will one day command millions of dollars (a'la Van Go), I will, as always, remain humble. See how my human has caught the brilliant redness of my eyes after a long night of many Coors Lights. How did we get the most perfekt shade of red? It is between me and the arteeests. (I cannot mix colors, as I have no opposable thums...but onward.) I now view myself as a cat of the world. Sofisticated, expeerienced. From now on I will be using these big words, ya'll.