Theesh Drinkshh Makessh Me Feel Funny....

Hey ya'll!! Whashaaaauuppp!! Heresh I am. Polishing off yet another of this delishus drink Coors Light. Life ish boootiful. I love everyone! Even Sh-sh-sn-Snoop. I love you, man. What does it mean when you're head starts to hurt and things get blurry??