I'm a Gift!

Good evening, Boys 'n' Girls. And I don't mean girls are poison. How's it hanging?? Tis I..the gift of the Maji. The gift that keeps on givin'. And, last but not leest, God's gift to all. Wouldn't you love to receive such a treasure on your birthday, or Christmas, or Handukah, or even Kwanzah. I know I WOULD! You would give me a really big skweeze and say, "Gift, I love you now and forever. You are the bestest gift I have ever received." And I would reply, "Natch."