Who Be Knockin??

Who's knockin' on my door? Announce youself. I see standin there. Youse legs outside my mail slot. I ain't openin' the door for just any old Joe Schmoe. What you want? Are you lookin' for money? I ain't got no pot to pee in. So take off. Are you sellin' sweepers? Go away. I'm scared of those thangs. You Jehoovah witness? Don't waste yer time. My perfekt soul don't need no savin. **HISSSSS*** Take a hike, you. Wait...what?? You ain't kiddin? You'se from them there Publishers Cleering Howse and I've just won a million dollars?? Well, why didn't youse tell me? Come on in? Well, I'll be a monkey's unkle. Now I'll finally be able to get that solid gold litterbox I've had my eye on!!