I ain't got any idea why I thought bugs would taste so good. They taste terrible, ya'll. Every single one of 'em. The lady bug, who I thought would have tasted like a sweet, crunchy M&M tasted bitter and disgusting. The big fat spider who's filling I thought would taste like a delishus Cadbury Creme Egg tasted nastay. Beetles? Well...let's just say they taste like pond scum. I licked many a scummy pond back in my days as a homeless orphan before my human rescued me so I's know what pond scum taste like. Worms? Don't think theyz taste like those gummi worms that are so sweet and yummy. More like a rubber band dipped in mud. Take me back inside, Mom. My fude is a'waitin' for me...
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