Well, ya'll...today I is very embarrassed. My human mom thought it a was good idea to take me out yonder into the world. I ain't got any idea what was goin on in that head of hers. Firstly, we walk outside and I see these big metal monsters of many colors. Runnin' back and forth, up and down the street. Big ones, little ones, loud ones, quiet ones. They make whooshing noizes with their round, rubber legs. I could see INSIDE these monsters and the humans that they ATE in thar stomaks. It's like the monsters have these see-through parts on thar sides. And they make crazy noises. "Honk, honk" they would go. What does that mean?? Then I look up and see these crazy tall, brown ogre-looking monsters with thousands of arms and green hair. Why are they so tall?? Are they going to reach down and grab me with one of their many arms?? I was sooo scared, ya'll. I was shivering and trembling like a little beatch. I didn't want to die. I'm too young!! I have too much to live for!! So my mom picked me up and I let my bladder do it's thang. Peed right down the front of her. But I's had a good xcuse, right?? I was frightened!!
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