
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Much O Grassy Ass!

Hey, Hey Boyd...

Friday, August 10, 2007
Lollipop Head!

Hi Peeps. I am soooo skinnay. Ain't my head HUGE and my body so tiny?? It's like an orange sitting on a toothpick. This is what happens when Fatso eats all the fude before I can even get a taste. That's OK..because I am faster and more ajole...ajile....agile...yeah, more agile than her. All that Ms. Fatty does is lay on the floor and scream when I jump on her and pull her fur out. She needs to fite back...but I ain't holdin' my breath or else I will DIE of suffikation. Almost like I done when I was playin' with one of the plastic bags my human left out for me to play with. But..I diegress....let me just say, "Snoop...the worst thing you can do to me is sit on me an smoosh the life out of me... Sticks and stones AND your fat ass may brake my bones, but words will never hurt me."
It's Called "Pleasantly Plump"

I Gots to Have me Some Nips!!

Can't get enuff of these here Nips. I ain't got even a slight idea what it is that makes them like a drug to me. Could it be the explosion of Cheddar Cheeziness in each individual Nip? Or that they are full of such interesting ingreedients...Monosodyum Glue-dimate....now don't that sound delishis or WHAT?? ANd they're REDUCED FAT!! I ain't about to get as big and fat as that there Snoops is. I want to eat Nips til the cows come home....Ima Lovin' Da Nips!!!! Gimme more Nips!!!
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Blair Bathroom Projekt...

He Drinks Out of The Toilet...
What IS this Doohicky??
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Can He Seriously Be This Stupid???

My Peeps!! So I figured I'd be nice for once. Pick Amos as my partner for our weekly Songburst musical trivia game night. He's so absurdly brainless, and I felt bad pawning him off yet again on my human. I could tell my human was getting a little irritated being stuck with dingbat every single time we played. Plus, she was probably annoyed because she was consistently on the losing team. You can only keep your chin up for so long. You can only pretend it doesn't matter so many times. I figured I'd give him all the easy songs. You can't get easier than "Happy Birthday", right? WRONG!! His clue was "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to _____." That moron's answer?? "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to GLUE." GLUE?? GLUE??? I couldn't believe my ears. I was in total shock. Needless to say, he's back being paired up with my human next week. Hey, she brought his dumbass into our happy home, she has to deal with the fallout. It's her fault he's here. I'm terrified of being dumbed down in his presence. Look at his beady little eyes. He needs to keep his eyes half shut because if he opened them all the way, the rest of his brain would leak out. Although, at this point, I can't imagine there is any gray matter in there at all.
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