Don't Be Hatin...

You probably think it is so funny and cute to lay me, Snoop, on her back and make her mad. "Maybe she'll flatten her ears and hiss and have a tantrum. Oh what glee!" Well, peeps, I don't find it funny or fun. Not fun or funny. If it wasn't for the fact that you fed me every day, I'd probably claw your eyes out. I'm just sayin....

I'm a Ghost...BOOOOOO!!!!

Do not stare too long. I am scary and eary. As I will invade your mynd and kast my spells on you. Gosts cast spells in my world. I will make scary noises at nite and throw things at your walls if you do not give me the delishus treats that I love so much. It is no use ignoring me. Keep my catnip toyz filled with fresh nip. Keep my fude bowl filled at all times. Only then will I maybe NOT caus a rukus. Look at those dum girls behind me. Laffing and having fun. Little do they no that I am going to turn into devel kat and scare the bejezus out of them. In a minute, tho. Right now, I think I'll just relaxks for a few more minutes. Then BOOOOO!!! It's time for a-scarin!

Theesh Drinkshh Makessh Me Feel Funny....

Hey ya'll!! Whashaaaauuppp!! Heresh I am. Polishing off yet another of this delishus drink Coors Light. Life ish boootiful. I love everyone! Even Sh-sh-sn-Snoop. I love you, man. What does it mean when you're head starts to hurt and things get blurry??

I May Have A Very Delicious Addiction...

Hi Peeps!! What is this that is so beaootiful. Look at the pretty yellow color. And the taste is just...I can't say in my own words...so I'll use one of those big words that Snoop uses to make herself seem more smarter than she is...MAGNIFEEK. So refreshing and delishus. And, boy, does this drink make me happy. How do you explain THAT?? A drink that makes you happy? I want to drink this all the time. 24/7. I'm going to offer this to all of my friends..to make THEM happy. I ain't got no idea why everyone on the face of the earth wouldn't drink this most awesome thing that I have discovered.

I'm a "Mews"

What's up all my buds?! I know I ain't been around for a spell. Like Angus Yung of AcDc, I am back and I am black!! So anyways, I wanted to show ya'll my human's latest masterpeace. It is entitled "Amos...The Cat, the Mith, the Lejend." Don't be jelous. Even though this painting will one day command millions of dollars (a'la Van Go), I will, as always, remain humble. See how my human has caught the brilliant redness of my eyes after a long night of many Coors Lights. How did we get the most perfekt shade of red? It is between me and the arteeests. (I cannot mix colors, as I have no opposable thums...but onward.) I now view myself as a cat of the world. Sofisticated, expeerienced. From now on I will be using these big words, ya'll.

Deeep Thoughts

Is this what it's all about? Life, I mean. Waking up, eating, napping, eating, playing, eating, cat nipping, annoying my human? Should I aspire to be better? I COULD be an actress, you know. I COULD be an award-winning mouser. But when all is said and done, does that make you a better individual? We all end up in the same place. Everyone's train ends up in the exact same station, am I right? Shouldn't life be enjoyed before you're worm food? I'm just asking. I love my life. It couldn't get any better. Or could it??? Should I make more of an effort? Man...I GOTTA ease up on the 'nip.

Guest #2 - Onyx

Well, golly gee, hello. I'm a little embarrassed. I'm not much of a talker. My name is Onyx. I like the color purple and Friskie's Chicken A'La King in a can. I like laying in the sun and being scratched behind the ears. Let's seeee....what else. Good grief. I don't like talking about myself. That's Kenny D's job. Oh, I should also mention that Kenny D is my roommate. He is the one who demands all the attention. Good grief. It's nice to meet all of you. I like people...sometimes.

Our Very First Guest - 'DA GOURD!

Well, hi there, everyone! I know what you're thinking. Who IS that?? Well, I will put your minds at ease and tell you - I am Snoop and Amos' VERY FIRST GUEST BLOGGER. (I'll hold for a second until the applause dies down.) * * * * It is me. The one and only KENNY D! Also known as Great White. Aka 'Da Gourd. Show me love! Let me tell you a little about myself. I am a local cat. Am a big fan of being held and snuggled. Shed like a MUTHA. That's all you NEED to know. Look at me. Have you ever seen a more beautiful specimen of feline beauty? I don't think so. I'm not being cocky or arrogant..just being truthful. Look at me!! I don't have to be intelligent. I'm gorgeous. That's all you need in this world to get ahead in life.

Gettin' our 'Nip On!

In an unprecendented move, Amos and I are going to blog together on this one. Why? (A) Because for the New Years, I have made a resolution to be nicer to the stupid oaf. It'll be hard, but I am going to try my best ya'll; and (B) because me and Amos have imbibed together on some hardcore cat nip. The best. You can't find this stuff just anywhere. My human calls her friend, who in turn calls his cousin, who in turn calls his buddy's mom who works at Petco. That is the only way to get the GOOD STUFF. Have someone on the "inside." Amos?

Hey ffffolks. Whoooo - hooooo! Can life get an better 'n this? FFNN everyone!! Friends, food, 'nip, nap. Heehee. Snoop, I love you man. I seriously love you. No matter how much we fight 'n hiss at each other, I just needs you to know, my friend. Seriously, it's from the heart, man.

Santa Claws!

Howdy Neighbors and Friends. It's me - Snoop. Well...it's been a while since we last talked. The holidays have come and gone. Santa was good to me. I got a book about Bast, the mythical cat who was a protector goddess of the moon and a fierce lioness. So much like me. My human reads me a page every night before bed. I also got a wacky booda ball. Hours of entertainment are at my disposal. All in all, the holidays were very good to your old pal, Snoop.