Theesh Drinkshh Makessh Me Feel Funny....

Hey ya'll!! Whashaaaauuppp!! Heresh I am. Polishing off yet another of this delishus drink Coors Light. Life ish boootiful. I love everyone! Even Sh-sh-sn-Snoop. I love you, man. What does it mean when you're head starts to hurt and things get blurry??

I May Have A Very Delicious Addiction...

Hi Peeps!! What is this that is so beaootiful. Look at the pretty yellow color. And the taste is just...I can't say in my own words...so I'll use one of those big words that Snoop uses to make herself seem more smarter than she is...MAGNIFEEK. So refreshing and delishus. And, boy, does this drink make me happy. How do you explain THAT?? A drink that makes you happy? I want to drink this all the time. 24/7. I'm going to offer this to all of my friends..to make THEM happy. I ain't got no idea why everyone on the face of the earth wouldn't drink this most awesome thing that I have discovered.

I'm a "Mews"

What's up all my buds?! I know I ain't been around for a spell. Like Angus Yung of AcDc, I am back and I am black!! So anyways, I wanted to show ya'll my human's latest masterpeace. It is entitled "Amos...The Cat, the Mith, the Lejend." Don't be jelous. Even though this painting will one day command millions of dollars (a'la Van Go), I will, as always, remain humble. See how my human has caught the brilliant redness of my eyes after a long night of many Coors Lights. How did we get the most perfekt shade of red? It is between me and the arteeests. (I cannot mix colors, as I have no opposable thums...but onward.) I now view myself as a cat of the world. Sofisticated, expeerienced. From now on I will be using these big words, ya'll.