Deeep Thoughts

Is this what it's all about? Life, I mean. Waking up, eating, napping, eating, playing, eating, cat nipping, annoying my human? Should I aspire to be better? I COULD be an actress, you know. I COULD be an award-winning mouser. But when all is said and done, does that make you a better individual? We all end up in the same place. Everyone's train ends up in the exact same station, am I right? Shouldn't life be enjoyed before you're worm food? I'm just asking. I love my life. It couldn't get any better. Or could it??? Should I make more of an effort? Man...I GOTTA ease up on the 'nip.

Guest #2 - Onyx

Well, golly gee, hello. I'm a little embarrassed. I'm not much of a talker. My name is Onyx. I like the color purple and Friskie's Chicken A'La King in a can. I like laying in the sun and being scratched behind the ears. Let's seeee....what else. Good grief. I don't like talking about myself. That's Kenny D's job. Oh, I should also mention that Kenny D is my roommate. He is the one who demands all the attention. Good grief. It's nice to meet all of you. I like people...sometimes.

Our Very First Guest - 'DA GOURD!

Well, hi there, everyone! I know what you're thinking. Who IS that?? Well, I will put your minds at ease and tell you - I am Snoop and Amos' VERY FIRST GUEST BLOGGER. (I'll hold for a second until the applause dies down.) * * * * It is me. The one and only KENNY D! Also known as Great White. Aka 'Da Gourd. Show me love! Let me tell you a little about myself. I am a local cat. Am a big fan of being held and snuggled. Shed like a MUTHA. That's all you NEED to know. Look at me. Have you ever seen a more beautiful specimen of feline beauty? I don't think so. I'm not being cocky or arrogant..just being truthful. Look at me!! I don't have to be intelligent. I'm gorgeous. That's all you need in this world to get ahead in life.

Gettin' our 'Nip On!

In an unprecendented move, Amos and I are going to blog together on this one. Why? (A) Because for the New Years, I have made a resolution to be nicer to the stupid oaf. It'll be hard, but I am going to try my best ya'll; and (B) because me and Amos have imbibed together on some hardcore cat nip. The best. You can't find this stuff just anywhere. My human calls her friend, who in turn calls his cousin, who in turn calls his buddy's mom who works at Petco. That is the only way to get the GOOD STUFF. Have someone on the "inside." Amos?

Hey ffffolks. Whoooo - hooooo! Can life get an better 'n this? FFNN everyone!! Friends, food, 'nip, nap. Heehee. Snoop, I love you man. I seriously love you. No matter how much we fight 'n hiss at each other, I just needs you to know, my friend. Seriously, it's from the heart, man.

Santa Claws!

Howdy Neighbors and Friends. It's me - Snoop. Well...it's been a while since we last talked. The holidays have come and gone. Santa was good to me. I got a book about Bast, the mythical cat who was a protector goddess of the moon and a fierce lioness. So much like me. My human reads me a page every night before bed. I also got a wacky booda ball. Hours of entertainment are at my disposal. All in all, the holidays were very good to your old pal, Snoop.