Don't Be Hatin...

You probably think it is so funny and cute to lay me, Snoop, on her back and make her mad. "Maybe she'll flatten her ears and hiss and have a tantrum. Oh what glee!" Well, peeps, I don't find it funny or fun. Not fun or funny. If it wasn't for the fact that you fed me every day, I'd probably claw your eyes out. I'm just sayin....

I'm a Ghost...BOOOOOO!!!!

Do not stare too long. I am scary and eary. As I will invade your mynd and kast my spells on you. Gosts cast spells in my world. I will make scary noises at nite and throw things at your walls if you do not give me the delishus treats that I love so much. It is no use ignoring me. Keep my catnip toyz filled with fresh nip. Keep my fude bowl filled at all times. Only then will I maybe NOT caus a rukus. Look at those dum girls behind me. Laffing and having fun. Little do they no that I am going to turn into devel kat and scare the bejezus out of them. In a minute, tho. Right now, I think I'll just relaxks for a few more minutes. Then BOOOOO!!! It's time for a-scarin!